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Achtung!


Under no circumstances disturb the beast while on a diet.
She will NOT hesitate to throw a banana at you. Hard.
If you disregard this warning and approach her nonetheless you had better be tasty.

What the hell? )


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Elf Fantasy Fair 2008

Spiegelkönigin und Geisterkönig


So I've been to the Netherlands last week. I've been looking forward to the Elf Fantasy Fair at the marvelous Castle de Haar in Haarzuilens for many months already, but naturally, got my costume fixed last minute. I went ahead on my own by night train (most horrible train trip ever) and got to meet some really nice Dutch individuals I've known from Elftown.
It was magical. I'd never had the chance to go to an event of that sort due to its sparseness in Switzerland. There were lots of stalls selling neat medieval/fantasyish/gothic/alternative trinkets, clothes, and so forth, there were artists and lectures (this year's theme was Celtics), there were bands and traditional dancing, and of course there were loads of people wearing the most extraordinary costumes, it was impossible to take picture of them all, even though I would have liked to. You can view all the photos I did take here: EFF 2008 by Alexa (Alexa is my middle name) and here's the: Official website.
The fair is definitely worth a visit ^^



Stag girl Kasteel de Haar  Fairy


Demon Schelmisch


Later on I met my family and we toured through Holland/Belgium by car for a few days.

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Fucking OUTRAGE



This is a rant about racism.

Today my mother and I went to the mall. We stepped into an elevator where there was an old lady, a middle-aged woman with a baby and a teenage girl with a bandaged arm. The buttons for ground level and 2nd parking were lit. Then the girl asked the woman if they'd be going back to ground level, to which she replied something along the lines of: "No, I can't BEAR it with these FOREIGNERS in here any longer.", in a very poisonous tone. And they all walked out of the elevator.
I had never been referred to as a foreigner before. Hell, I AM not even a foreigner! I'm Swiss, I was born and raised in Switzerland, have Swiss friends, a Swiss father, my mother tongues are Swiss German and English and I was well-educated. However, my mother is a Filipina and people usually notice that I look sort of mixed, but haven't got a clue where my roots are (there have been guesses from Italian to Japanese). Anyway, I was so stunned, that I couldn't react at all and by the time I realised that this woman actually did mean us she was already out of earshot and probably didn't notice how my mother called "racist!" after her when I informed her about what had just happened (she hadn't been listening before). It is inconceivable to me how people can be so backward and even have the nerve to actually attack innocent people whom they don't know anything about! In my mind racists were just a distant evil among terrorists and deadly diseases. Something you know about, but don't really have to deal with. I was fuming with rage moments after it happened. I hate that I wasn't quick enough to give her attitude. Although I know people like that aren't worth the bother, since they don't see anything but their own twisted ideology. Somehow pitiful but also definitely a form of hypocrisy. I would like to see what they'd do without foreign food or movies or other entertaining and beneficial imports. They may move onto an island and create their own little paradise of selfishness and hate.


A weird sidenote: Last night I dreamt that it was my job to accompany a very old Hitler on his holiday.

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A Swashbuckler's delight


Voilà, in a previous entry I promised more fencing illustrations, and I am true to my word. These neat pictures from the 18th century, etched by J. Gwyn Delin, are hung on the wall of the fencing club I've been frequenting. I find the poses and the brutal reality of serious fencing very, uh, noticeable. The image is available in a very high resolution if you just click and click again. And again.
There is more information here: Yes, here.


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Howard Phillips Lovecraft



Scratchboard is tricky.
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Because I was bored



An unprofessional photoshooting with an angel, a cat and moi (the other photos are in the entry below, soon visible to LJ-friends only).
I love kitties. If only I wasn't allergic to them. This particular one was very snuggly, I found it prowling around an angel statue in an empty graveyard and was almost tempted to take it with me, since it had no collar. It may have touched an open wound on my hand, now let's just hope I don't have felinosis o_O

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Prêt? Allez! Touché! Troué...*



I am the queen of idleness. Even so, I have taken up fencing a couple of weeks ago. Concentration! Elegance! Honour! And the loveliness of haematomas in different shapes and colours. It's an incredible lot of fun. You'll even get to wear a Star Wars stormtrooper-like suit (comes with breast armour for women). Visual illustrations are to come. Until then I must lift weights with my right arm, so it won't fall off next Wednesday.
Note to self: Must get awesome musketeer outfit.
Note to you: Read 'The three Musketeers' in French, it's wonderful.
http://manybooks.net/titles/dumasalp13951395113951-8.html


[Any fellow fencers there? Wait, who am I kidding, I don't have an audience anyway >.<]


*(Ready? Go! Touched! Perforated...)
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Kick-ass Goggles:



It's hard to find stylish and functional (and affordable) goggles. Does anyone have a spare pair for me?


And for dessert we shall have ay rant:
Merde, this place is so dull. I actually can't find anyone who wants to see Sweeney Todd with me. Genuinely alternative people are hiding really well here in Switzerland. *trudges off alone to the theater*





(Footnote: I'm not crazy about Johnny Depp. He just happens to be a superb actor.)


"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one they put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

Now we all deserve to die
Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die."



(Excerpt from the Sweeney Todd movie OST - Epiphany)

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Vernal Shoot



Aye, I'm 10 days, 13h and 3min early. And it's just a few days ago since we still had snow. But... the sunlight! I had to do something springish.
That odd thing on my head makes me look Hawaswedian (and for all the Swedish out there: glad midsommar i förskott!). Anyway, that's what I was up to today.
More pics are visible to LJ-friends only.

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Featuring Monsieur de Funès



(A Youtube video will appear shortly). Here the actor Louis de Funès gives someone a recipe in German (with a French accent), when a creepy shadow comes over his face... ("Muskatnuss" = nutmeg)
I started enjoying his films during an episode of melancholy a while ago. I find his choleric demeanor and gesturing hilarious. He has a wide variety of movies, so you won't be able to judge his performance just by picking one. I recommend the following:


"Oscar": An adapted play, which is all about confusing family ties, lies, misunderstandings, and two suitcases, one filled with money, the other with jewelry. (A scene where he finds out that both his precious are gone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZzgEwzYWfM)


"Hibernatus": The grandfather of de Funès' movie wife wakes up from a frozen coma, which preserved his physique. To prevent a shock, a 19th century scene has to be staged.


"Rabbi Jacob": A strict factory director (de Funès) witnesses by accident the kidnapping of an eastern politician. They manage to escape together and end up disguised as popular rabbis at a grand welcome where they have to entertain the jewish masses, all the while being pursued by both the police and the foreign oppressors.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaYOeRARwfU&feature=related)


...and many more. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_de_Funès)



And a weird similarity I noticed in a Rabbi Jacob scene

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Exploring the Deep



I have acquired a third instrument. I find it extremely difficult to play (as opposed to the piano and the clarinet*), it will cost me some nerves to master it.


Footnote: I have had piano lessons for 1 year (with a teacher who was about a hundred years old, so it wasn't all that much fun), and the clarinet for approx. 4 years. Now I'm just trying to teach myself. I started Cello lessons last week. I'm hoping to be acceptably good in all those instruments in a year or ... 3.


More 'purple cellist' shots )
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About Vintage Pop & how to drive me crazy.



I was surprised to find these on the Philippines, since they don't always follow the latest, let alone alternative fashion. I'm normally not into shirts with slogans on them, but these are quite classy (not like having "SEXY" written on the ass).
The store is called "Artwork". I could have gone nuts though. The shops were about the size of a bedroom:


[Enter Mango]
Annoying salesclerk °1: Hello Mam, can we help you?
Mango: Er, no thanks, I'm just looking.
Annoying salesclerk °2: Good afternoon Mam, can I show you something?
Mango ignores this and tries to make a sharp turn where she's cut off by:
Annoying salesclerk °3: Helloo Mam! We also have that shirt in [random colour]!
Steam starts pouring out of Mango's head.
Annoying salesclark °4 follows her around:Would you like to try these on, Mam? Come! Herds Mango toward the changing room.
Collective stare at every move she makes.
Mango twitcheyed: grrr...

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The Swiss roots of Mango, uncovered



I know virtually nothing about my Swiss ancestors, since most of them died before I was born. I decided to find out more about the source of my genes, so I snatched my father's photo album and sneakily copied these pictures to share with vintage photo lovers (they're visible for LJ-friends only). They're not very glamorous though. I admit, there is no blue blood in my veins, as far as I know (I'll keep searching). These ancestors were farmers in small villages in Bern.
The photographs are from about 1915-1960.
Depicted above are my great-grandfather Christian Beer (it derives from Bear! Not the infamous beverage), grandfather Peter Beer (root of evil?) and my father.

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The Perpetual Mix-up

(by Jaermann&Schaad)


It hasn't happened lately, but I got that quite often some time ago. For anyone who still has trouble with it: Switzerland/Swiss = NOT Sweden/Swedish. Switzerland is the one with chocolate, cheese, alps, Heidi, army knives, the bank secret (stashed away money of international criminals, now aren't we proud of that), and neat watches. Sweden is the one with lakes, red houses with white corners, fish all over, dancing around a pole in summer, blond people, japanophilia, cheap furniture, sex orgies and ABBA (crudely summarised).
But I get confused myself sometimes when I can't go anywhere without stumbling into an H&M or IKEA. I even hear people speaking Swedish here. Did you know that they're stealthily approaching world domination?
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I need a coach!



Today my therapist determined that I need an art coach. I have loads of ideas for drawings and projects, but I just. can't. put them into action. It seems I need pressure from outside, since my life has no structure. Someone who looks at my work regularly and gives me constructive criticism. I'll be much more likely to get something done if there's someone I'd disappoint if I didn't.
It'd be good if you know your way around the art field yourself, but it's not absolutely necessary. The task: Guide me through my bunch of projects, look at my progress once a week until April 24 and the best bit: give me hell if I haven't done it.
Help me? Pwease? o_o


I tried self-discipline, but the result of not doing my work is that I just keep on postponing it without being too bothered OR I slowly go crazy and get immensely stressed (my hands actually start trembling and I get dizzy.)

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Words fail me.



I'm not even sure what to add to this anymore. I just have to mention how very charming and tolerant and above all christian it is to call millions of people, including myself, dangerous, grumpy, caffeine-addicted goats. But it did make me grin like a honey-cake-horse (literal translation of a german proverb °1).


And there are many more goodies to discover. Behold!
http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/


And, zomg, the ultimate Mr. Gruff Chastity Preserver!
http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.111697623


Honestly, sometimes I'm surprised at what kind of stuff is allowed...


[Footnote: I'm not judging all the nice and reasonable christians out there.]
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Kindly annihilate


Here's what you can give me for my next birthday. I'd probably mess it up though, since I don't have any shooting experience nor knowledge of perfect fatal spots (yet).
What, wait, no, I'm not being awfully emo now. With a jovial slap on your shoulder I can assure you, I'm just kidding. My anxious nature would never allow me to corrupt my body, I'm worried enough that it might betray me on its own accord. However, I would be very grateful if anyone could tell me where the OFF switch to profound thinking is. I just can't stop doing it and I fear my circuits might overheat one day.
Curse this restlessness.

À propos odd weaponry, behold the SWISS ARMY KNIFE OF DOOM, which I spotted on www.thinkgeek.com:


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Back on traaack!



This describes best my current state of mind (me being the kitten, not the brick-monsters of course). What entitles me to be that panicky, little feline is the fact that I must hand in a brilliant portfolio by the 24th of April. I need to get into an art foundation course otherwise .... my brain will melt!
Or not, but I'll probably have to get some shit job, which probably WILL make my brain melt anyway.


And here are parts of the new sketches (pardon, very unrefined... or maybe it should be that way... I'm just not the sketching type >.<):



(Depicted: Bits of [info]robert_from_ap and [info]magdaleneveen of Abney Park, a gorgeous steampunk portrait of a girl whose name I couldn't find out [Edit: I did find it out, it's also Magdalene Veen o_O now that's a mind-churner], and bustle dress by someone found on www.etsy.com (yes, lame research performance, I knöw)

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Be my Shmalentine



Ah, yet another one of those accursed Valentine's days. But instead of engaging in a long rant about how much I despise this occasion, which probably would culminate in a bitter condemnation of love in general, I'll skip ahead to the lighter side.
I treated myself to a little photo-manipulation, without heeding the date though, mind you. It was rather vicious of me to replace an ex by Professor Snape anyway, but I just had to. Those grins are pricelessly contagious (and in Snape's case, rare).



MaDamn, Sevy and me having a laugh in a Stockholm dungeon café ^^


I might have to mention that I'm in a tiny mountain village (with a mockingly hard-to-pronounce name for the English speaking: "Grächen"). My point is, such idle pastimes are virtually inevitable.


Ohter news: I started sketching after a 2-year block. Also, my current fascination still lingers with everything Steampunk, a rather recent revelation to me. My current muses: The brilliant band Abney Park (www. abneypark.com). Thank Go... I mean Google.
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Elijah is dead.



No, I'm not talking about the real Elijah Wood. He's probably fine.


At first ever so frightful, this turns out to be the most liberating situation I've ever been in.
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